As Petunia trotted through the meadow of Pansyland, she saw smoke rising up from what seemed to be downtown. Petunia was a graceful unicorn from the outskirts of Pansyland. She remember that her best friend, Rose, would be shopping for some stuff. Petunia practically flew downtown.
When she got downtown, everything was destroyed. Part of one building was still standing, so she went in. She heard something, and walked further into the building. There was Rose, curled up on the floor. Her horn was flashing, a sign of how terrified she was.
“What happened here?” asked Petunia. “It was the Pansy Mowers. They want to destroy us!!”, yelled Rose.
“What do you mean?”
“Olivia came back…”
“I thought she died in the fire at her lair.”
“No. The fire only destroyed her lair, so now she wants revenge”
Rose and Petunia sniffed around and followed Olivia’s scent. It led to a cave they had never seen before. They went in. Petunia’s horn started flashing red. It sensed danger. The two friends didn’t see anything dangerous, so they ignored it.
They saw a three passageways and the one in the middle had a sign that read, “One of these passageways leads to what you are seeking for. Another leads you into eternal darkness. The other one seems like you are in the right track, but beware! It is a trap. Once you enter one, there is no turning back”
Petunia and Rose pointed their horns to each passageway. When they pointed them to the third passageway, they turned orange, a sign of danger. But when they pointed then to others, they were blue, a sign of safety. They remembered what the sign read. Rose and Petunia but a portion of their horns in each of the passageways. The middle one started flashing blue at first, then faint orange. The middle passageway was unsafe. They went into the first.
They kept walking, not knowing where they were going. After some time, they saw a tall door. Rose opened it. There stood three Pansy Mowers.
“What do we have here?”
“Leave us alone!! We’re powerful enough to kill you!”
“No one is more powerful than us. Why, we are wizards.”
Petunia gasped. Wizards were some of the most powerful residents in Pansyland. Rose’s horn turned scarlet. She was angry!! Petunia and Rose ran towards the Pansy Mowers, and stabbed them with their horns. Petunia had one, but Rose had the other two piled up on her horn. (Note: Sorry about the violence. I just think most stories about unicorns don’t have enough of it) Wizards may be powerful, but they’re often distracted by what’s around them.
They entered another door. There was Olivia, Leader of the Pansy Mowers.
“What are you two creatures doing here? Do you really think you can defeat the mighty Olivia?”
Rose lost control of herself, gave a Tyra-Banks- fierce whinny, and ran towards Olivia. Olivia pointed her wicked finger at her. In an instant, Rose was frozen solid.
“Will you surrender now?”
“Uhh…”
Olivia smiled evilly.
“That’s what I thought. Leave and never come back, you stupid horse”
That made Olivia angry, but she just stood still and tried to stay calm while she thought of something. Finally, she got an idea. She would vomit a rainbow on Olivia to distract her for a few seconds, then she would use her horn to suck all the magic out of Olivia.
Please, please work,thought Petunia. She then blasted a chunky rainbow at Olivia. Then, she ran to her and poked her magic finger with her horn while Olivia tried to clean herself. Those evil wizards were so focused on destroying Pansyland that they never created a strong spell that could clean away unicorn rainbow puke. Petunia’s horn started glowing. She had all of Olivia’s magic. She turned Olivia into a spider and crushed her with her hooves. Then, she turned Rose back to normal.
Finally, Rose and Petunia ran to Pansyland to share the news with everyone.
THE END
Epilogue: Petunia and Rose became famous. Rose signed up for anger management classes.
Then, we walked back to the movies and started wetting ourselves with the sprinklers that were outside. And we pretended to be Wild Things. Finally, Dante’s parents gave all of us a ride home. It was so much fun 
